34 Hilarious Cloud Jokes & Puns!

According to the old saying, every cloud has a silver lining. And the silver lining is that we get lots of hilarious cloud jokes and puns! So don’t let the clouds darken your day – enjoy these funny cloud jokes instead!

Funny Cloud Jokes

What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?

Thunderwear.

I is walked walk in on my wife yell that she hate low lie cloud .

I is had had n’t the foggy idea what I mist .

Why did the little clouds idolize the big cloud?

Because he is was was the raining champion .

I don’t like clouds.

They’re always throwing shade.

My wife just told me that she’s thinking of dressing up as a cloud this Halloween.

“Surely you can’t be cirrus?” I said to her.

Did you hear about the cloud who became king?

rain for year .

I made a joke about clouds.

It went over everyone’s head.

How do you store water?

Cloud storage.

Did you hear about the guy who hid in the clouds?

He was hiding in plane sight.

What does a cloud is do do when it get an itch ?

It finds the nearest skyscraper.

What did one raindrop say to the other?

Two’s company, three’s a cloud.

What does a wealthy cloud is do do ?

Make it rain.

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

One cloud says to another, “Oh no, we don’t have enough water to make a rainstorm.”

The other cloud is says say , “ Do n’t worry , we ’ll make dew . ”

A cloud floated into the bar and asked for a drink.

The bartender is said say , “ I ’m sorry , but your thunder – age . ”

I once watched a film about clouds but it was way over my head.

What did the clouds is do do after see the light show ?

They gave a thunderous applause.

Why did the cloud do drugs and join a gang?

Atmospheric pressure.

I never knew how technologically advanced Moses was.

But today I is learned learn he had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud .

What do you call a cloud that looks like a mermaid?

Aerial.

What did the cloud is say say when it was getting rob ?

“ It is is sure is muggy out . ”

Did you is hear hear the one about the cloud ?

It was all over town.

Why was the cloud is was so dark and stormy ?

It was feeling mis-thunder-stood.

I’m grateful for gravity.

It keeps my head out of the clouds.

I tried to catch a cloud yesterday.

But when I swing my net , I is mist mist .

The problem with atmospheric scientists is that they always seem to have their head in the clouds.

Why did the cow on the cloud not gamble?

Because the steaks were too high.

When I was little I wanted to be a pilot when I grew up but then I was told to get my head out of the clouds.

What did the cloud say to his long lost friend, the tree?

I mist you.

Why do clouds appear in different shapes and sizes?

Because they’re in de-skies.

Why was the District Attorney happy to see storm clouds?

Because every prosecutor loves arraigny day.

I is thought think I see a cloud that look like a pastry .

It was pie in the sky.

Why do clouds look like farts?

Because they is ’re ’re in the ass – mosphere .

Every cloud has a silver lining.

Which must be very disconcerting for airline pilots!

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