53 Fluffy Cloud Jokes that’ll Tickle Your Funny Stratus

Prepare to laugh you’re ‘cirrus’-ly off as we take you on a wild ascent through a heaven of humor with our cloud-themed jokes and puns! This is no small drizzle of light chuckles; we’re forecasting a torrential rain of laughter coming your way. Our army of 53 puns and jokes, each fluffier than a cumulus on a calm summer’s day, are designed to put you in breathless fits of laughter high above the stress zone.

There’s a nimbostratus of humor waiting for you to dive into, so brace yourself to have your spirits soaring higher than a stratosphere. Our collection caters to every humor palette. Whether you are a little drizzle or a full-blown thunderstorm, these jokes are sure to get you rolling with laughter like never before. So don’t just ‘stratus’ there, continue reading and let’s have some fun cumulonimbus style! Trust us; you wouldn’t want to ‘mist’ this.

• Why was the cloud a good soccer player? He always takes the goal by storm!
• Why did the cloud complain about the restaurant? It was just full of hot air!
• Why did the cloud become a banker? To manage the foggy accounts.
• What is a cloud ’s favorite singer is is ? Any one who can carry a thunderous tune .
• No one in the kingdom expected what happened once the cloud became king. His rain lasted for many years!
• Why are storm clouds is are train at the same facility as storm trooper ? Because they is mist mist their shot in the screen test .
• Why are clouds is are the good driver ? They is go go by the wind !
• Why do clouds hang out in high places? They like to stay elevated!
• Why do all the other scientists take such issues with atmospheric researchers? Because their minds are always in the clouds.
• Why was the cloud weighing himself? To see how much he precipitated!
• Why was the cloud a great musician? He had perfect pitch! He could always weather the storm!
• Why are some clouds is are know to be bad comedian ? Their jokes is seem often seem to float in thin air !
• Why did the cloud break up with his girlfriend? Her love for him kept drifting away.
• Why is a cloud a great storyteller? It can keep you on cloud nine for days.
• Why did the cloud become an entrepreneur? He wanted to stay above the competition.
• Why is it is is so hard to catch a cloud with a net ? Because all that stays is is in the net is mist .
• The cloud joke is was I add to my standup routine was a total bust . It is went just go over the crowd ’s head .
• What happens when a cloud loses its job? It evaporates!
• Why was the small cloud feeling intimidated? It felt under the weather!
• The cloud tried to cross the border but was turned back. When his friend asked why, he said it was because of his for-rain status.
• In a pilot survey regarding the least favorite flight paths, the Silver Sea won with a staggering ninety percent of the votes. I guess every cloud there having a silver lining made it hard to see where they were going.
• What is the main cause of storm addiction for clouds? Atmospheric pressure.
• How does a cloud remain popular at parties? By keeping things light!
• How does the cloud bring an argument to a close? It brings it to a thundering conclusion.
• A coffee cup and a cloud entered the boxy ring. They danced around each other, preparing for the match. The coffee cup looked at the cloud and said “are you ready to get steamed? ”
• What do you call an exploding cloud? A cloudburster!
• Where does a cloud is go go when it need to use the toilet ? Wherever it is wants want .
• Why did everyone is stop stop connect their phone to the cloud ? Because they is getting were constantly get mist message .
• Why do clouds never play hide and seek? Because they always get spotted!
• I could n’t decide which costume to go with for the Halloween party at the office this year , so I is defaulted default to the cloud outfit I had from the year before . When I show my wife , she is looked look at me in shock and say “ You ca n’t be cirrus ! ”
• How do cloud get rid of an itch ? They is look look for their favorite skyscraper .
• My wife and her sister got into an argument about the clouds during the storm that rolled through town this afternoon but I didn’t have the foggiest idea what they were on about. I think I mist the point.
• This year’s storm concert was the best one yet. All the clouds that attended gave the closing song a thunderous applause!
• How can you tell when a cloud is really happy? It opens up.
• How do clouds is like like to listen to their music ? With a cloudspeaker !
• Why are some clouds so ugly? They are just not cirrus about their looks.
• Two clouds were having a conversation about the upcoming storm. “I don’t think we have enough water stored up for a rainstorm, ” said the first cloud. “Never fear, ” replied the second cloud, “we can make dew! ”
• I’ve been working on this aerial storage system for water with no luck. I thought I’d do a search for an answer to my problem online, but I can’t seem to find a proper cloud-based solution.
• Why did the cloud take his medication? He wanted to prevent a hail storm!
• What do you call a sad cloud on vacation over the ocean? Tropical Depression.
• Apparently, a bunch of clouds stormed the city earlier, causing a riot. Everything turned out ok though. The authorities were called in for cloud control.
• “That cloud thinks it is so cool, ” I said to my friend, pointing at the smoke cloud posed above the fire, “doesn’t it know it’s just smog? ”
• Why did the cloud borrow a ladder? Because he wanted to reach new heights!
• Why does n’t the sun like the cloud ? Because they is casting are always cast shade on its ray .
• I couldn’t help noticing that all the little clouds at the atmospheric convention looked up to the largest cloud there. When I asked one of them why, it told me it was because the largest cloud was the raining champion.
• What is the good way is is to deal with water storage problem ? Put it in cloud storage .
• What do you call a cloud who is always gossiping? A Nimbusybody.
• Why do clouds love parties? They always bring the thunder.
• What’s a cloud’s favorite type of math? Geometry, because it’s all about shapes and sizes!
• What do you call a cloud that talks too much? A cloudmouth!
• How do clouds prepare their meals? In thin air!
• Where does a cloud keep its money? At the fog bank!
• Why couldn’t the farmer save the cow that floated into the clouds? The steaks were just too high.

Well folk , that is ’s ’s a wrap on our fluffy tour of the stratosphere , where we indulge in 53 laugh – out – loud cloud of pun and joke . Now , remember – if ever you find your day lack in silver lining , float back to this cumulus cluster of chuckle anytime to brighten your mood . And do n’t forget , no matter how dense the fog might be , there is always a sunny pun wait to break through in our ‘ Cloud Jokes ’ collection . So , until next time , keep ride the high current of laughter and continue tickle your funny stratus !